grown ups remember new year's 2k12

• megan: sure, i mean, i tried [coke], like, five years ago, but he's 28 now
• me: yeah
• megan: we're too old for that shit now
• me: ...
• megan: what?
• me: but not too old to drink so much i have to hold your hair back while you puke into the toilet?
• megan: shut up, slut